I See That You Are Giving Away a TV on Facebook Marketplace and I Just Have a Few Questions

Whats up! I noticed your publish, “Free BROKEN Sony TV,” on Fb Market. Is it nonetheless accessible? I simply have a number of fundamental questions earlier than I am going out of my method to drive ten minutes to take a chunk of electronics off your porch without charge to me.

When ought to I come get the TV? I’m accessible at 1:30 A.M. Is that an O.Okay. time for you? If not, I might additionally come get the TV someday tomorrow, however I’m undecided when.

What measurement is the TV? Your publish says twenty-seven inches, however is that a precise measurement? Would you thoughts measuring once more and sending me a photograph of the tape measure in opposition to the TV? I would like it to take a seat precisely flush with my twenty-seven-inch TV stand whereas additionally being sufficiently small to slot in my rest room ought to I resolve to maneuver it there after I take a shower. How huge is my rest room? I’m undecided. What do you count on me to do? Measure my rest room simply to see if a free TV would slot in there?

I can’t be coming to get the TV tomorrow, however might you please take the publish down? I’ll get the TV quickly—I simply can’t presumably plan when I can get the TV so I’d such as you to go forward and make it accessible for the following time I:

a) Am not working.
b) Am not watching a conflicting sporting occasion.
c) Really feel prefer it.

This might be at any time within the subsequent one to 12 weeks.

Does the TV are available another colours? I see out of your publish that the TV is white with a black display. May the TV be black with a white display? Do you’ve one other TV that’s black? What measurement is that TV?

The place did you buy the TV? Did you purchase it pre-owned or new? How a lot did the TV initially value? I need to know the way a lot cash I’m saving by getting it at no cost. If the TV value you lower than 200 {dollars}, you must admit, it’s actually not a lot of a discount for me. Plus, I’ve to drive to select it up, utilizing fuel. Maybe you may compensate me for the price of removing? Ten {dollars} appears truthful to me.

What model is the TV? The publish says Sony, however is that Sony the TV model or a typo for “Sonic the Hedgehog”? If it’s a Sonic the Hedgehog-brand TV, I’m undecided that I would like it, however I’ll let you already know someday on Sunday—subsequent Sunday, not this Sunday. This Sunday, I’ll be at my cousin’s condominium in Stowe and won’t have cell service, so I gained’t be capable of contact you concerning the TV. However, by responding to this publish, I’ve claimed this TV, and it’s rightfully mine, and you will need to preserve it protected for me till I say that I don’t need it.

Why am I getting a free TV off Fb and never buying a TV that matches my particular necessities? Properly, this TV is free, and I can inform that you just’re the type of particular person who’s going to maintain answering my questions regardless of the absence of any assure that I’ll even take this TV, since you’ve spent your whole life being agreeable and making an attempt to make everybody such as you, even strangers with the Ferrari emblem as their Fb profile image—which brings me to my subsequent query.

Will this slot in my automotive? I perceive that you just’ve by no means seen my automotive, however certainly sooner or later you place this TV in your automotive. Did it match? Do you suppose your automotive is an identical measurement to my automotive? My automotive is a Toyota Corolla. What sort of automotive do you’ve?

Your automotive might be larger than mine. Are you able to ship the TV to my home? Truly, I’m undecided I need to take it but, so what I’d such as you to do is come to my home with the TV and carry it into my lounge. At that time, we will assess if the TV matches on my TV stand and if you’ll be able to join it to my Amazon Hearth TV Stick correctly.

Until the TV has Roku in-built? Does the TV have Roku in-built? Your publish stated that the TV is “damaged and 100 per cent doesn’t work,” however I’m nonetheless going to behave as if the TV is purposeful, leaving you to marvel if I even learn your publish and whether or not I shall be indignant upon realizing that the TV is certainly damaged.

I’m not capable of get the TV right now as a result of my mom/daughter/gerbil is sick. May I get the TV subsequent Wednesday?

One essential factor: Has the TV ever performed an episode of “Doogie Howser, M.D.”? I’m philosophically in opposition to a baby working as a medical skilled and discover this present offensive. If the TV has been used for this goal, I must rethink taking this TV. I’m not saying that I gained’t take it in case you have ever watched “Doogie Howser, M.D.” on it—it simply relies on what number of episodes. As an example, in case you watched one “Doogie Howser, M.D.” simply to type of get a way of what Neil Patrick Harris was like as a baby actor out of pure curiosity as a result of you’re a fan of his later work, that will be O.Okay. In case you binge-watched a number of seasons of “Doogie Howser, M.D.” all on one Saturday, I can not take the TV. When you ship me a log of which “Doogie Howser, M.D.” episodes you’ve watched on this TV (from an moral standpoint, some “Doogie Howser, M.D.” episodes are extra acceptable than others as a result of Doogie spends much less time within the hospital and extra time doing regular child actions), I’ll take a number of days and think about if I nonetheless need the TV.

Truly, simply to be protected, please ship a log of all packages you watched on this TV.

What time will you be arriving with the TV? I texted you 13 minutes in the past saying that I needed the TV, and you continue to haven’t arrived at my home. To be fairly trustworthy, I discover that very impolite, and now I’m undecided that I need to take the TV in any case.

This TV is damaged! I’m indignant!

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