MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin has turn out to be “deeply apprehensive” about his technique after studying that Donald J. Trump referred to as him good, Kremlin sources have revealed.
After Trump praised Putin Saturday night time on the Conservative Political Motion Convention, in Orlando, the Russian international minister, Sergey Lavrov, reluctantly shared a video of the disturbing second with the Russian President.
“As Putin watched Trump name him good, all of the blood drained from his face,” a supply mentioned. “He was clearly shaken.”
After watching the video of Trump, Putin spent a sleepless night time in session with Russian navy and intelligence officers to find out the place and the way he had gone mistaken.
“He’s rethinking all the pieces now, and he’s in a really fragile frame of mind,” the supply mentioned. “If it comes out that Don, Jr., or Eric thinks he’s good, that would break him.”
In the meantime, Donald J. Trump doubled down on his help for the Russian President, providing Putin recommendation on declaring Russia bankrupt.