PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—In what seems to be a rift between two long-standing political companions, Donald J. Trump has blasted Vladimir Putin for being “too distracted” by the scenario in Ukraine to assist him together with his 2024 marketing campaign for President.
“He gave a protracted speech the opposite night time, and was happening and on about Ukraine and didn’t point out me as soon as,” Trump mentioned. “This could by no means be allowed to occur on this nation.”
Calling Putin “too low-energy” to cope with Ukraine and the 2024 U.S. election on the similar time, Trump mentioned that his erstwhile ally had “priorities which are very, very unhealthy.”
“He’s spending all his time spreading disinformation about Ukraine when he might be spreading disinformation about Sleepy Joe Biden,” Trump mentioned. “Fairly frankly, Vladimir Putin is a shame.”
Trump revealed that he had known as the Russian President a number of instances in current days however that his calls went straight to voice mail.
“Once I was President, I may’ve spent all my time invading Canada, however I all the time took his calls,” Trump mentioned.